Thursday, April 23, 2009

Are you KIDDING me with these big juicy, roundemous tooshes. mmmm I could EATEM ! (said of course with teeth gritted)


















Remember how this post was supposed to be about my kids and not so much me bitching about my kids !?
Ya, well if keeping track of things were 80 degree weather, cookies or sleep...I'd be ALL over it.
That didn't make any sense at all but you get what I'm saying right.

I will post about riding 2-wheelers with and without training wheels, kindergarten shots, crawling, cruising and not sleeping.
OH OH OH ! and remind me to tell you about that time when Cam walked away from me down the street after I went to get him 2 houses down and so I counted him and he said no and kept walking and I got to 3 and told him he would have to come in the house, in a very stern "it's gonna suck inside" voice and he kept walking so I stood there because HEEEEYYAAALLL no am I going to chase him and then he wouldn't come and got around the corner I started to walk towards him and he ran and then I thought you little bastard and then I said "you little bastard" under my breath and then I had to run like hell to catch him because screaming "CAM!! CAMERON!! CAMERON EDREN STOP !!!ooooh you had better stop ! " didn't seem to get my point across. he made it half way around the block before "oh look...a water fountain" grabbed his attention. fast little fucker
Oh and did I mention that Spencer the sweetest boy in the whole world only made me get to 2 and then headed for home and that my front door was WIDE open and both babies were in the house and can crawl and have no concept of heights or the effects of what cement can do to your face and head if you land on it crawling out the front door over the step to the sidewalk. THANKFULLY they both planted themselves in front of the doorway and watched me drag Cameron in to the house and in to his room.
THANK GAWD I had clothes on. and by clothes I mean, not the raggedy old boxer I wore through all of my pregnancies and the tank top that I wore to bed last night.
Hey, it's happened.

wheew
ya, I'll for sure need to tell you about that time. ANY HEW. when I get 2 free minutes I'll post some good stuff about my kids.

12 comments:

hotomiky said...

Oh.... those tushies so cute!!! i just want to sqeeze them..

Poor mom - you are about lose your voice...

Glad that babies didnt crawl out and get hurt.. whew...

Ky said...

I love baby bums - toddler bums are pretty cute too. Hopefully the babies were watching and learning - how to listen to mom, not how to walk away. LOL.

Carey said...

How damn cute are they????

Gotta get that Cam a leash!! LOL Kidding... sort of.

amy said...

oh my god, totally the cutest little tushies! LOVE tushie pics. can't wait till my little one can stand in front of the tub like that with her big sis, so fun!

ryan totally pulled a similar stunt as cam when we were at the zoo yesterday, i wanted to ring her neck!!

Sonya said...

LOL!

So what totally caught my eye was the K shots. Man THOSE SUCK!

Jen said...

love the tushie shots!!!!! I wish we all were so cute naked!

Janet's page said...

Oh i can so feel ya sister, My sweet precious"angel" i mean devil little girl is like that one, and i would have done the same thing and while running thought all about the door being open and a baby crawling with the same brain power and thought "well a hurt face is better than a stolen child!!"
Then prayed for the safe face of my child:-)
I love the way you think, so much like me:):)

Jo said...

I think those 2 cute little bums fulfill your promise to post GOOD stuff!
Geez lady, I don't know you make it through the day, every day!

DaniKel said...

Yeah - you will have to tell us about that one day! :-)

I can only imagine what you were feeling - and the things that you wanted to say but that we just don't say to our kids. Rotten lil bugger. (is it wrong of me to want to laugh - not laugh exactly, but you know, the whole glad it's not me kinda thing - and you can think that without guilt cause it HAS happend to you, and you know what the other Mom is thinking, and feeling, and you are relieved that you aren't the only one that shit like this happens to - you know what I am talking bout - right?)

And those little tooshies! ARE. TOO. FREAKING. CUTE. FOR. WORDS. !!

Can't wait to hear about bikes without training wheels, shots for KINDERGARTEN!, crawling and cruising!!

AJ's mommy said...

Oh god how cute are they????

Oh and it is a deal on the documenting thingy! I got the video camera out and ready last night. Now hopefully K is using it on her day off!!!!

Merr said...

such freaking cute tushies! We have a picture like that with Cam and I just love it!

CB said...

Kindergarten shots SUCK!!!! Andrew got 3! Two in 1 leg and 1 in the other leg. His poor legs are still red hot where they went in! It took both the nurse and I to hold him down. I'm so GLAD he won't get any more till he's 12. Well... except a flu shot every year...