When you're the batter up to hit
And you have to take a shit
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're drivin in your Chevy
And you feel somethin' heavy
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're climbin a tree
and your arse begins to pee
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're stomach starts to hurt
and you start to get the squirts
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

No. This isn't me bragging.
UNFORTUNATELY this bug has effected my children though.
The babies are the last of the little guys and lets just say we have scrubbed carpets and bedding and clothes for 3 days now. UGH !

Here are a few I came up with just for you.
If you have any to share, please feel free :)

When you're sittin in your diaper
and nothin has smelt riper
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When it bubbles up your back
and hits the floor with a smack
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
-OR-
It gives your butt a rash
hits the floor with a splash
It's diarrhea, diarrha

When it looks like smashed peas
Don't eat it please
It's diarrhea, diarrhea