Cam : I'm going to play at Max's
Me : You can't hon, he's in Arizona
Cam : No he's not, Dora is
Me : No honey, if Dora was in Arizona she's be arrested and deported
Cam : nuh uh
Ryan : (pushing as hard as he can) *fart* scuse you
Me : excuse me
Ryan : (giggling still pushing) *fart* scuse you
Me : no, excuse me
Ryan : (pushing even harder....nothing) *coughs hard* scuse you
Me : (shake head, roll eyes)
Sydney : I did it !
Me : Was it as bad as you thought ?
Sydney : No, wellllll, it was kinda bad at the end. The end was spicy diahrrea. You know, like salsa, it burned coming out. you know what I'm talking about ?
Me : Ya, spicy like salsa. oooh. sorry.
Spencer : (pulls my shirt up, blows raspberries on my belly)
Sydney : mom, is your stomach EVER going to go down
Spencer : (sits up, looks at my stomach, pondering what Syd just said)
Me : I don't know Syd (note : I am even laying down)
Spencer : (covers my belly up. then uncovers my belly again. smiles...blows a raspberry)
Sydney : I'll bet if you did sit ups it would go down faster
Me : You know what....you are probably right
Spencer : (lays on my stomach and begins kneading it like bread dough)
Me : Nathan, are you poopy ?
Nathan : (shakes head no, smiles)
Me : Nathan, are you sure you aren't poopy ?
Nathan : (walks over to Ryan, pulls at his diaper in the back, looks down, pulls a funky face and says) eeeeew poo poo.
Me : Ryan's poopy ?
Nathan : (nods yes)
Nathan was in fact the poopy one.
Thank you for all of your kind thoughts about my cousin. I think we could all use a good dose of therapy about our fears ;-)
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My favorite is the first one!!! Too funny:)
I love it all!! I also wish I could remember those conversations to post on mine!! do ya write it down immediately after???
AND your belly looks fab to me, after all thin in cloths is what matters right?!?!
LOL! Those are hilarious! Gotta love kids and you have 5 so I am sure you will always be laughing!
laughing out loud!!!!! Especially Dora Ha! I mean it is not funy what they are trying to do to those people, but your conversation was! ha!
LOL! Too funny! I just came across your blog, you have such a beautiful family!
Don't you just love those conversations?!! That's why I had to keep record of them. One day when they are older, pull the quotes out in front of their spouse. LOL!!
i loved all of them. so fun!!
I would love to be a fly on the wall at your house!
I just read about your cousin's husband. I am so sorry for you and your family's loss! I am sending prayers and healing thoughts your way!
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That last post about your cousin's husband was heartbreaking. I'm SO sorry. It is unreal how everything can change in the blink of an eye. Just the other day, Tina found out that a girl she used to work with bought a house and fell down the stairs at her new house and broke her neck in two places. She is in her early 20s, a really cute and smart girl. Currently, she can't feel her legs.
can i just come and stay with you for a few weeks while i recover from surgery . . .surely this kind of banter will cure me quickly!!
I've gotta post the Dora one on my facebook status!! PUH-Leeez!!! I'll give you credit I promise!!!!!
Go for it Dusty :)
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