She has been for a while. I've pleaded with her. Given her shit. I've even given her the ultimatum.
Thing is.....I always said that I'd NEVER allow myself to be that woman whose wife has an affair on.
And here I am. and I am BITTER.
What ? So she's having an affair with her i-fucking-phone. same thing.
Damn thing gets more face time than her family. (and J, don't come up in here all defensive and try and lie to these people about how it's not that bad......first step is the hardest step....in any kind of addiction.....and if you try and sway them....I will delete your comments)
It all started with that damn angry birds stupid fucking app. I hate that damn game. If I hear the music my whole mood changes.
She has her eyes and fingers on her phone more than she has had on me in 14 years.
(ok, so fine, I'm being slightly dramatic, but that's the way I feel)
We are driving down the street. She's on her phone.
Eating in our house, at a restaurant. popcorn in a theater She's on her phone.
After coming home from work. She changes and then either eats while checking her phone or is just sitting in the chair on her phone.
While watching TV. even a movie. She's on her phone.
Putting the littles to sleep. She's on her phone.
Sitting at her kids dance practice. She's on her phone.
We can be playing GAMES. CARD GAMES. and her ass will be checking fucking sports scores, twitter updates, texts, facebook. on her phone. between plays.
Tonight while we were watching the superbowl at my parents house. She was plugging away on her phone. and I said, "Hey J, how about we agree to 1 electronic device at a time."
I don't even think she gave me a dirty look. but she kept on sliding her finger across i-bitches belly.
On the way home, (we had to leave the superbowl a little early because of the kids bedtimes) she was giving me the play by plays down to the last second. (which I was happy to hear, yes, I totally know that's a double standard. and GOOOO Giants) and then after it was over. tweet, tweet, google, tweet, check, read.
I started a fight and so she put the damn thing away and said, "so are you going to talk to me now that I put my phone away" and I said, "No ! because now I'm mad at you"
So here I sit. plugged in. and she's downstairs flipping between the horror that still unfolds on the news about the Josh Powell case and probably sports updates. and. playing on her i-fucking-phone.
I hate that i-bitch !
and we just can't seem to come to a middle ground.
So once again honey. It's ME OR THE PHONE !!!!
P.S. if you choose the phone, you will then be breaking the non marriage agreement and I get everything.
including THE DAMN PHONE !
good news is....you'll get the kids and then you won't have any time for another phone :)
so please. Please. come to your senses woman.
I can't be held responsible for what might happen to your lady friend if you don't.